Bob the Magic Journal

1) I've kept every note and/or trinket, gift, etc. my girlfriend has ever given me. They're all saved in the place closest to me :B.


2)Plans change all the time with us, but regardless fun and relaxation have occured.


3)Today I'm in the mood for fun.



4)I don't think I like smoking pot with her anymore. Why? Because pot kinda makes me into a very weird person (although extremely happy), and not the charming bastard I am. But at the same time as long as she doesn't mind then it's all good.


5)I love her dearly (we knew this)


6)I'm bad ass enough to be able to make reservations AND THEN CANCEL THEM MWUHAHHAHAHA.



7)I had enough to go out to dinner there anyways but we ended up near passing out.



8)I like that dying for a little bit then going out and having crazy fun. I realize it's Jen who got me into doing that.


9)Everyone hates him but me. As long as he has my back I have his.


10) I really hope to see her again. If I do we'll have fun.


11)I really don't want a part time gf.


12)I'm bad ass enough to tell a $400 client I can't make it today.


13)I just threw away 400 bucks to spend time with my GF and it didn't even bother me.

That should show you where you stand in my life.



You're very important to me.



Love, I don't need a day to show you how much I care.

And neither do you. We've already known xD.

Thus why I personally HATE v-day.


It just makes others feel like shit. And it makes people feel like once a day they have to be perfect.

I rather strive to be perfect everyday. And e a total douche on v-day.


Ah well that most likely isn't going to happen, me being a douche that is.


I hate the holiday but I absolutely LOVED who I spent it with :].


and spending it with her. <3

Very ... I don't know.



Used to this yet at the same time pisses me off badly.


Urgh.


I know she's going to be pissed as well. More so.


On the good side of things......

Turns out I didn't break it, the new ram isn't compatible xD I was freaking out.

 Fixed my comp up real nice :D





Can run WoW on two screens, one for Firefox, another one for gaming. Was playing RO and WoW at the same time.





Lawl I get really creative when doing this kinda thing. I love having all the parts but if you don't then that's when you have to use your mind ;D.

1. New Video card that runs two monitors :D
2. Panty hose to prevent dust interference and such
3. New Ram I feel like i'm going to return and renew
4. Had to reinstall my prosessor after I over clocked it ;D

I should do this for a living.


And Tara wouldn't let me near hers D: shame.

Im modding a few more for free since I really enjoy doing this.

also want to give away ram (2gigs) since I cant use it, and since im getting 8 gigs.

So lucky i had money saved up somewhere else ;D

Still pissed about my 400 tho.

Speaking of which going back to best buy to return sound card, it's pissing me off.


Love my phone :] Get's texting, AIM, Yahoo, MSN, and plays LOTS OF MUSIC!

Can your phone call people? Mine can actually make calls ;D (But I'm so jewish I don't.)


Lawl sisco just realized something I realized a while ago, school is full of drama. Hard to take you seriously whenever you're mad at me folks. If Tara or Ed or Suny or Sisco or Lobo were mad at me I'd probably worry my ass off, but meh the Hens seems to be mad at everyone every few days. Can't take them seriously. Best advice- Walk away, do your own thing for a few days and they'll be crawling back.


H.S. B.S. hurts the soul, can't wait to go back to NYC tomorrow for work.

YES IM BACK :D! Not permanently but for tomorrow since Marc is there :D

Might drop by N.Y.U. to see Jose and fapinemilysbedwhileshe'sinboston read a few books.

/G NOW TIME TO DING 60
 
AND FIGHT THE SCOURGE!

I have such a fggt journal.

That's so cash.


I haven't slept in 35 hours.



Been playing WoW all night....

Been taking to Cheyan all night.....

And now Emily is here :].




I'VE PLAYED SO LONG EVEN THE GAME IS LIKE "GTFO ITS NIGHT TIME C TDEZ STARZ GO!!!"


Yeah I spelled buttons with two O's. Fuck you I can.


So my parent's aren't home and Em is here. Apart from shooting teh pron0h we're litterally just sitting here.... playing ... this stupid game. We played all day and night yesterday. We swore we'd do something fun today.... and here we are ... playing WoW.... and you know what? ...... THIS KICKS ASS!.

Brings me to my next point.

LADIES!

Worried your good for nothing man is two-timing you? Afraid you lack the pizaz to keep him?

DON'T FEAR, THERE'S WoW! WITH THIS GAME HE WON'T HAVE ANY DESIRES WHATSOEVER.

HE WON'T-

• Eat
• Sleep
• Use the bathroom normally
• Pray
• Sex
• Think for himself

The game is just that fukkkkinnn aweessommeeeee.

Now for a random sentance taken waaaay out of context :D

[04:29] Cheyan Darkness [くらやみ] -: -shoves hand in her boxers-
[04:29] Cheyan Darkness [くらやみ] -: Okay >>


Lmfao yes Cheyan, grab thou balls and covet them.

You know what I don't get America?

George Bush is still President. Most of America hates him. Why don't we just uhh... get rid of him? If we'd impeach Clinton for getting a BJ -awesome-, then we should at least impeach Bush for fucking up our shiznitch.

Know what I think? He's doing absolutely nothing right now, till November. Then, last 2 weeks. BAM WORLD PEACE. ECONOMIC STABILITY GOLDEN AGE OF LEARNING. TAX REBATES!!!!!

He's just waiting to be the dopest preisdent alive. There's nothing America loves more then a person who changes for the better. I see what u did thar bush an i lik it.





Lol Edit- Me and Em just got egg rolls. Now I'm a homosexual. That is all -omnomnomnom-

I wrote all this on Dutch MySpace a while back, when I hated this country and wanted to go to AMS again. Was still into the stupid scene chick type and was more of an asshole then I am now. I just find it extremely funny how much I've changed yet stayed the same.

What's on my mind:	(2 /3)--(2/32 -0)--(/7 5) Guitar baby.
About me:	Controlled substances, Music, and faggotry. I must be fucking cool.
Relationship status:	Unknown: Picking
Birthday:	23 November
Age:	17
Religion:	Nudist
Living:	With friends
Hometown:	Central Islip
Hangouts:	New York, Times Square
Languages:	Dutch, English, Portuguese, Spanish, ,Gibberish
What I'm doing:	Guitar, bitches, Faggotry, skating, Warcrack, stealing your girlfriends Myspace and posting her nudes on my site.
What's funny?:	The fact Dutch people speak better English then me. The fact America is rubbish compared to Europe yet all the idiots I meet love America. The fact that your country talks about its famous dikes and you never realize why I'm laughing, the fact your women are gorgeous and hair-free.
Why am I here?:	I don't fucking know.....
Home Town:	Good ole New York, Those of you who think it's cool are fucking stupid. Rather live in Rotterdam. Forget the city of lights, we fuck in the dark.
What's to drink?:	Gruggle Juice and Icewater 101.
Why I don't watch tv:	TV is for faggots. Real men youtube that shit.
Noise:	Sex Pistols, Led Zeppelin, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Dead Kennedys, The Offspring, The Stooges, The Doors, Ludwig van Beethoven, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Horrors, Muse, Turbonegro, Maximum the Hormone, The Clash, Radiohead, Arctic Monkeys, The Misfits, Pink Floyd, White Stripes, Rage Against the Machine, Deftones, MUCC, The sounds on African Children being eaten by Lions.
Things I hate?:	Posers, People who accuse people of being posers, Pubic hair between teeth, Buying coke from 12 year olds, Batteries, Broken E strings, Solidarity.
Relationship Status:	Don't know how to describe it but "Ismale's after his white whale, but all he gets is tuna fish". Currently in between picking. God I'm such a pimp.
Words to describe myself?:	Faggot. Corn. Pink. Stick. Plank of wood. Horn. Sexy. Arrogant. Faggot. Musical Genius. Mentally Incapacitated. Faggot.
Interests
Contact
Email	tree031@gmail.com Hyvers
IM (eg MSN):	tree031@gmail.com Hyvers
Website:	Meatspin. com. I keep it classy.
How to get in touch?:	Kill yourself, The shot heard 'round the world. MSN- Tree031@gmail. com

So Tara logs off and I go to bed, parents come and I bitch for food, they give me a slice of pizza, I am happy. Log on MSN, then AIM, someone randomly messages me. Here's where things get odd.

[22:22] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Hey I know some one who's dying to sex you on the floor and up the walls...so when can we arrange this sex date =] ?
[22:22] chrissykinzyo: is it jesus?
[22:22] *** "Chunkie Monkeyx3" signed on at Sun Nov 25 22:22:34 2007.
[22:22] chrissykinzyo: I'd so bang jesus
[22:22] chrissykinzyo: turn his water into wine ;D
[22:23] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Nope its some chick in your spanish class
[22:23] chrissykinzyo: Hmm
[22:23] chrissykinzyo: Tara cut into my spanish class once ... is it her?
[22:23] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Nopee
[22:24] chrissykinzyo: I don't really talk to anyone i my spanish class ... ussually to busy trying not to pass out
[22:24] chrissykinzyo: Dan?
[22:24] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Nope
[22:24] chrissykinzyo: No clue who then
[22:25] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Can't tell =X
[22:25] chrissykinzyo: Aww
[22:25] chrissykinzyo: I'll play where's Waldo tomorrow
[22:25] chrissykinzyo: Bet it's Mr.G
[22:25] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Lmfao nice but nope not him
[22:25] chrissykinzyo: Oh wait you said girl
[22:25] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Yea
[22:26] chrissykinzyo: My font's pink and I'd bang myself
[22:26] chrissykinzyo: Then again it's only pink because I'm awesome ...
[22:26] Chunkie Monkeyx3: =P
[22:26] chrissykinzyo: I bet it's someone who sits infront of me
[22:26] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Pink is awesome but so is red
[22:27] chrissykinzyo: Yea, Blue tries to hard
[22:27] chrissykinzyo: And green, green is just .... uhh
[22:27] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Green is do do
[22:28] chrissykinzyo: So this is someone from my Spanish Class
[22:28] chrissykinzyo: Curious now
[22:28] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Yea it is
[22:28] chrissykinzyo: What color is my hair
[22:29] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Black with red streaks or is it purple ?
[22:29] chrissykinzyo: Hmm What type of shoes do I always wear and what makes them special?
[22:30] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Well I think its converse but I don't know...and I barely talk to you I'm just in your math class
[22:30] chrissykinzyo: So you're in my Math and Spanish class?
[22:31] chrissykinzyo: Or is the girl you're refering to ain my Spanish class and sent you as a "Ice Breaker"
[22:31] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Damn skippy!
[22:31] Chunkie Monkeyx3: I'm just a messenger from beyond =D
[22:32] chrissykinzyo: Hehe this is quite fun
[22:32] chrissykinzyo: Hmm, bet you're the girl who sits across from me ^_^
[22:33] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Wait yea I do you sit in behind shatavia and I sit in the 1st seat next row over
[22:33] chrissykinzyo: Wait you're the cool girl with glasses right?
[22:34] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Lol I don't wear glasses...
[22:35] chrissykinzyo: Wait are you .... janette?
[22:35] chrissykinzyo: Sorry if I spelled your name wrong ><
[22:35] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Yea! But its spelled janeth* its okay
[22:35] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Close enough
[22:35] chrissykinzyo: Awesome :3
[22:37] chrissykinzyo: Now to think who's the toher girl
[22:38] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Yea I won't tell you her name its a secret-o but yea she wants you
[22:38] Chunkie Monkeyx3: GO GET'EM TIGER!
[22:39] chrissykinzyo: Lmao If I ever show up to class
[22:39] chrissykinzyo: Not getting anyone tho....
[22:40] chrissykinzyo: Umm barbara?
[22:40] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Nope I didn't even know there was a barbara in cihs?
[22:41] chrissykinzyo: Man I'm so curious now haha.
[22:42] Chunkie Monkeyx3: Well maybe one day you'll figure it out
[22:43] chrissykinzyo: Chances are I'll be clueless for ever


Well to bad I love TARA. Makes me smile tho. The past 16 years of my life I was a nobody and ugly, now I'm a "Sexy Popular Man". Want to make new friends tho, the more the Merrier. But as far as crushes go I'M SO TOTALLY DIET PEPSI AND TARA BE MY MENTOS YO TEE-HEE-HEE!!!

"Terrorism is an anxiety-inspiring method of repeated violent action, employed by (semi-) clandestine individual, group or state actors, for idiosyncratic, criminal or political reasons, whereby — in contrast to assassination — the direct targets of violence are not the main targets. The immediate human victims of violence are generally chosen randomly (targets of opportunity) or selectively (representative or symbolic targets) from a target population, and serve as message generators. Threat- and violence-based communication processes between terrorist (organization), (imperilled) victims, and main targets are used to manipulate the main target (audience(s)), turning it into a target of terror, a target of demands, or a target of attention, depending on whether intimidation, coercion, or propaganda is primarily sought (Schmid, 1988)."

8=D. Stupid clan I made one day with Cannie while playing Counter Strike, or devious terroristic organization? You decide. Recently someone pointed out that I'm a terrorist because I'm a ex-member of myg0t. They also pointed out my own creation (8=D)is a terrorist club as well. At first I disagreed but then I realized, yea we pretty much are. Besides being terrorist sounds so bad ass.

History of 8=D- One day while playing Counter-Strike with Captain Cannie (Since saying Adam isn't cool enough), I decided to just make my own clan and put up a tag infront of my name. I decided to use 8=D (lol it means penis lololol) and he followed suit. That's it. That's our grand story. I then used the tag in the summer to describe our friends and started using the tag in my "Locally Famous" Space Pope™ tag. Yea really thats the story. As I started tagging it more people wanted to join and started using it in their tags (Thanks to Scott mostly and Jimmy). Membership is unofficial Until now. Anyone can use the tag as long as they don't fag it up. If interested just talk to me.

How I describe 8=D- We're a bunch of computer nerds and script kiddies. Seriously now what do we do? We hang around Islandia at night going to 7-11 and causing mischief. Space Pope is the only computer Rager active in the clan. We're not really famous or important or dangerous. We're just a bunch of friends who do stupid stuff. I mean I don't really hack. I phish accounts and steal passwords from idiots. Why do I do it?

So now that we're a terrorist organization, we need a motive. What are we really after? What's our goal? Why are we doing this? You want to know?

We're after your lucky charms. And lulz. Lots of lulz.

Our main motive is to laugh at how sad everyone else is. Stealing accounts, posting altered pics of people online, hacking games and cheating, Mic spamming, spray painting penises on abandoned factories, it's all funny shit. That's the real purpose of 8=D. Bunch of friends laughing at the stupid shit they do. But according to the dictionary I'm still a terrorist. Which is pretty bad ass. Not only am I a BK, but a terrorist. Sweet. Hell we're even in Wikipedia. We're official.



Man I have such a ego. Rifk least I know I'm a loser.

My birthday plans have changed due to a unforeseen conflict, so instead I might spend about my entire morning/afternoon with Tara, hop on the train at around 7pm (or whenever Tara goes to the other party) to Penn, switch to Jamaica, take the train to Pacific Atlantic in BK, and ride the subway to 36th street, then walk about 2 blocks and I'm at Jay's. I'm a city kid I know the trains like I know my hand. -Stares at hand- Never knew I had a scar there ... cool.  Once I get to BK I'm going out to Manhattan again and party it up. It's my birthday, I need to party!. Want to go to Crobar again, last time I went was when I was 15. I'm spending my entire weekend in NYC, so we all know what's going to happen and how I'm coming back home. Hungry, sleepy, and illiterate XD.

BTW to any people that might read this-
No drugs
No Booze
No Funny business with girls
Just loud music
And lots of friends

Just forewarning in advance to those who think I'm going to get fucked up. Believe me if that was the case I'd stay home and go to Sachem. Lmao everyone thinks "Oh Chris is going to go party and get fucked up" that I told this to. All of my friends think I'm going to get drunk and pick up girls. To them I say "RIFK". Let's get this straight. When I stay over Jay's house I do the following things.

1)Eat Pizza
2)Play God of War
3)Use her computer
4)Smoke Weed
5)Walking around Manhattan with a skateboard going "Oh pretty buildings :D"

That's all. And since I haven't smoked weed in such a long time (pointless it is), I guess I'm doing 4 things. Not getting drunk, don't think I've ever officially been drunk in my life, not going to be untill I'm with my friends. Not , most definatly not .... ok this one makes me rifk like hell, not going to ditch Tara for ANYONE ever, let alone some fluzy I meet in NYC. Rifk believe me, I hte people who cheat, and second off she owns me. The writting on my forehead doesn't lie. Tara owns me. I adore her so much and I'm hooked on her, that's never going to happen haha. So people STOP SPAZZING OUT ON ME. I'm a big boy :]. So even tho I'm in NYC, I'm going to probobly spend my time on my cousins Computer talking to Tara xD.

ANYWAYS Tomorrow is going to be a good day I bet. Mhm. I feel it. Have to meet up with a Lawyer buddy of mine at 7 tho (-.-) oh the joy.


Oh shit I remember, I'm 17 now ... I'm going to die soon..... man that sucks. Least I have 5 more days of invinciblity. Oh most of you won't get this. If you don't then don't worry about it. Just be forewarned I'm a prophet hehe. And if you still want to know I'll tell you.

Where has life come to, where I, Space pope, have turned into a giggling little bish xD. Man I used to be so bad ass confident xD. Oh well happiness is way worth it.


I'll get you back <333 ...  believe me ....

So I'm bored, really bored and I decided to just randomly type whatever pops into my head like the good ole days.


My Birthday. What's cooler then my birthday? Nothing maybe. OK So maybe Jesus has me beat but still, his is fucking Christmas, no fair. Really now, who's birthday would you rather celebrate? George Washington? What did he ever do for you? Ok ok Founding father, brilliant General, I got it asshole, still he hasn't done anything for you, bet you can't name his birthday. Who else is there, Christopher Columbus? Who cares. I'm Spaniard and even I don't give a fuck about him. Know who's birthday does matter? Mine. Know why? Because I'm ..... Space Pope :D. Bet all of you know when my birthday is. Lmao I bet you don't know anyone else's birthday, yet you know mine :]. (I know everyones birthday because I'm fucking leet hax smert. Tara's is the 6th of Dec, Adi's is the 2nd of Jan, Cheyans is the 9th of Dec, Andrews is the 20th, so on and so forth). Seriously tho I'll shut up now about how much I pwn and I'll just state some Ideas I have for my birthday. So here it is.......

Reasons My Party will Punch your unborn kids in the Face.

Here's the general idea for the day...

I wake up at around 1pm in my boxers because I'm a slacker. Mom says Happy Birthday, I forget and later bitch at parents for not remembering.

I log on my comp as I always do. Tell people it's my birthday then refuse to part take in the conversation. The fact they know is good enough, even tho they should already know. Lousy groupies. Friends tell me Happy birthday, and I say thank you.

We talk and agree to meet up later. It's nearly 3 and I need to get dressed. I'm still in boxers. My wang is hanging out. I look at it and smile. He is a glorious Spartan. I get in the shower and take a hour long shower just like I always do. Get dressed. I get dressed. I look in the mirror and I blow kisses at myself. Normally I never look in the mirror, but today is different. I am pleased. I'm ready for lunch.

Note- This is the part where Adam came over my house and I lost interest in the article. From here on out I write just for the sake of finishing the Article. sorry folks :/.

I confirm my plan with Tara. If all goes well I'm going to take her to TGIF for a birthday lunch. I want to spend my BirthDAY peaceful. Who better to have a peaceful birthday with then Tara. This shall please me. Afterwords we either walk around, talk, such and such and kill time till nightfall. At this time she might either have to leave, or hopefully can stay. If she leaves I say my good byes. I will see her again.....

Nightfall. If Tara is still around as I hope we shall meet up with everyone, who have gathered in my old workplace. We shall say our greetings and proceed to what we usually do, lighting shit on fire, walking, talking, etc. I will have fireworks and will have fun with them :D (TY Chinesse Peoples). We might go to David and Busters, spend a few $50's, that sort of shit. Most likely will have a massive bonfire. Also at 8:46 exactly I have to take a shot of my favorite drink in the world, Red Bull, Apple Snapple, and Vodka, to celebrate 17 years of being alive. I call my drink a "Space Pope's Apple" since I created it niggers. Yea I'm so cool I created my own drink when I was 12 ;D, what have you done with your life? We'll bake a cake, put some DR Rum in it, maybe weed?, and call it a day. Space Cake :D for Space Pope.

By then, fully intoxicated and happy, I will say goodbye to my guests. By then It will be around midnight. Life is good. I'll probably pass out in my bed in my boxers again. This pleases me. I will have passed out watching Daily Show repeats on Comedy Central.

Invitations
Chances are if you're questioning if you're invited, you're not. Everyone is invited, but only my close inner circle will be taken care of. Get as many people as possible since I promised my parents I'm not inviting anyone, so it's up to you to find the loophole. I got Tara, Suny, Sal, and Adam covered. Everyone else you're on your own. As for people I expect to come, here's my list.

Tara
Suny
Adam
Sal
John
Scott
Andrew
Andrew Morato
Santiago
Lady friend for Sal
Christian
Matugula
Gio
Ed
Jimmy
Mahendra
Aina
Marley (Just for the hallarity of it)
And who ever wants to come.

Seriously anyone can come I don't care. Bring as many people as humanly possible. As long as they don't annoy me it's ok, if they do annoy me I will prank them. Hardcore.








This Article is written in Sarcasm. None of this is really to be taken seriously, Altho I really am planning these things/doing them for my party. Thank you.

Part One- Morning
So I woke up 8 minutes ago to my dad taking down the door to my room. I try my reasoning of "What the fuck?" but they don't care, so I admit defeat. BUT in my true "Chris" spirit I decide "Let's have a Marathon of all my favorite Hive songs". Now most people alive don't really like the Hive sadly (Unless you live in California)(Aww ;-;). I've decided Paramore is by far more annoying so now I'm playing that. Maybe some HardCore music from Holland would piss them off. If I wasn't banned from CSS I'd be playing that but sadly I AM. And adam doesn't trust me with his account (I wouldn't get it banned if he said not to D:).

On Future news, going to NYC in a little bit, then sleeping over Andrews house maybe. I don't feel like being home anymore. I miss my door and privacy. I will avenge you.


Part Two- Kicked out
So I pretty much go and take a shower. I hop out when the water all of a sudden turns very cold so I get dressed. I remember I don't have a door anymore so I get dressed in the bathroom, walk over to the TV's take out the Cards so they can't get a picture. With that said my dad got pissed and threatened to call the cops. So I did what any boy would do, and disconnect my phone. Walked out the door and walked to Adam's house. Several hours later we go back to my house to see my dad there. He says "What is wrong with you? Are you crazy?" in broken English, which I respond to "fuck yea" then he says "You're estupid" to which I reply "Your face". People didn't believe me and my parents talk like that but Adam is now sole proof. He was there. I stopped caring about their opinions of me. So a couple hours more I finally go back home, sneaking in of course, and decide to cook myself dinner, so I do what any other boy would do and hid in a box, making metal gear solid noises. Had me and Tara cracking up. She gave me some advice and I decided to take it, so no more pissing off my parents. And that's when Adam knocked on my window.


Part Three- Night

So I'm sitting here. Just had one of the best moments of my teenage years. Stupid? Yes. Risky? Yes. Very random? Yes. Worth it? Of course. Would I do it again? Without a doubt yes. sneaking out of my house, walking with my friends to Tara's house, sitting outside with Suny and Sal and Adam lighting fires, seeing Tara in the window, being speechless and full of adrenaline. Sal hoisted me up and I got to give a hug and kiss on the cheek. Smiling looking up at her knowing any minute we'd be fuck but still thinking it's worth it. Kinda in a dilemma. Altho for me it was fun, I might have gotten her in serious trouble. I might have ruined things. Normally for me it's "I'm in trouble, so what?" but bringing another person into it. Guess I care about her. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. Worried. I hope I didn't fuck up last night. I'm just waiting for the message from Tara saying "You're an idiot, we could have gotten in trouble >:O!". Hope I get that message. Haha look at me after 17 years I finally get a consience. Hope it was worth it for her to. Really hope so xD.

By Popular Demand here it is folks.


"What I look for in a girl" by Space Pope,,

In true me fashion, what I desire is both extremely rare to find, but extremely obtainable. People make lists, people list claims. I want truly the simplest thing ever.


Someone Who I could talk to.


Sounds simple right? Here's where things get very ... me.... hehe. I have the habit of ... being too deep at times for my own good. Yea I know surprise I can be really deep. Thing is, I want someone I can talk to, who can, like me, go from funny and crazy and interesting one moment, to pretty deep and intelligent and once again interesting the next. I have ADD and for me to talk to someone for more then 30 minutes straight is extremely rare. If you pass about 40 minutes congratulations you probably won me over.

And now Looks..... Looks are .... I don't know. I want to say "Anyone, looks don't matter" but I'd be lying, and I hate lying (About myself or to peers. Lying to get out of trouble with police and school = A.O.K). I can't say "She has to be hot" either because, out of the ... large number of hot girls I've been with or know, Really none of them was unique, and that's what I really Value xD. What I want is a .... beautiful girl. I'm a odd boy, when I see a "hot girl" nowadays it does nothing for me. No I r not gay, let me explain. Now if I see a girl who's decent-very good looking, is unique, has intelligence, and isn't a stuck up bitch, I will literally fall for her. Problem is, going to this school, hard to find someone who's unique and interesting.

See aren't I a hard mofo to please, yet the moment I find her I'll instantly be hooked xD. Well here's to you mystery woman. 3 cheers hu-rah!

Updated- We all know a couple days after writing this, unexpectedly I actually found someone who fits the criteria of this essay. Funny thing is I sent her a copy of it simply to spell check for me. Little did I know she'd be the same one who'd this essay would later describe. Ain't life beautiful?

    So Tara introduced me to a little thing called LiveJournal. Pretty much something to put all my writing in one place (As 99% of you are aware) and I have ALOT of writing/ ideas, so this is good. Usually I just post my writting on my MySpace bulletins, or on my Website (Which is never revealed), but I thought things can go for a change. Seriously folks I have ALOT of writing. I fill notebooks in weeks. But by tomorrow I will have added some of my best rants / writings (Made up my own word thar) into LJ. Plus I'll ask her for help since I'm just a small fish in a big pond atm. So yea Great things shall commence.